This domain used to run race replay experiments. Then I discovered serverless time limits. Now itβs a shrine to unfinished ideas, edge compute, and my rapidly decaying attention span.
π‘ Brain: buffering (0β100% depending on caffeine) π΄ Workers: timed out (nature is healing) π’ Vibes: held together with zip ties π£ Roadmap: vibes-based; no SLA; no refunds
- something racing-related - something small enough to not explode - something funny enough to justify the domain - definitely not a 30-second worker doing a 5-minute job
- Press F: pay respects - Press U: uwu mode OwO - Konami Code: FIA STEWARDS ROOM mode - Tire selector: choose your compound wisely - "DO NOT PRESS": you already know what you're going to do - "deploy safety car": slow everything down - "grid penalty roulette": accept your fate